Florida governor Ron DeSantis announced his expected bid for the White House today. Pledging to ban abortions from the moment of conception nationwide, libraries and theaters will also be targets including all books mentioning or referring to sex and movies produced by Disney Studios.
Plans also include defunding the FBI, NASA, and the EPA. Major military installations including the US Sub Base in Groton, the Navy base in Norfolk, the Marine base on Paris Island, and the Army base at Fort Bragg are all expected to be relocated to Florida.
All state gun laws will become null and void, subservient to a new nation wide constitutional carry law with no age restriction or license requirement.
Buckle up and hide your Trump lawn sign. It's going to be great, right up to the next once-in-a-generation storm, currently expected to occur about twice each year.
