Almost Believable Pure Bullshit

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

19 April 2023

Los Gatos, CA-
Netflix today announced that it will temporarily delay the collection of first born from subscribers sharing passwords.

Based on pushback in other countries, the huge streaming company is biding time to soften the attack on US customers, but only briefly, while it falls back to regroup with an updated schedule.

First born have been advised to secure funding from parents for personal subscriptions lest they loose access to the very sustenance of their existence outside Facebook, Instagram and Twitter.

Wallstreet reacted swiftly pushing NFLX (NASDAQ symbol) to a new current low of $323.12, a loss of over 3%.

Apparently, even shareholders like to cheat their own company out of a few bucks.

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