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12 April 2023

DALLAS-With hard evidence proving that abortions kill more unborn Texans than guns, K-9 units assigned to all State airports are being retrained from sniffing for gunpowder to finding mifepristone.

The recent opening of Stew's Gun Shop inside the busy Dallas-Ft Worth Airport had already overwhelmed and largely desensitized the dogs. With branch Stew's gun stores planned at other Texas airport locations, many K-9 units' very existence was being called into question.

The solution seemed obvious to local sherrif Bobby Smart who spearheaded the retraining from guns to illegal drugs. So far, Bobby's pit bull Dozer has found and arrested over a dozen "perps" bringing mifepristone into Texas without so much as a shot being fired. Dozer will be the role model for other K-9s entering this exciting program.

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